Shaadi ke side effects

Ceremony induced ailments abound in a shaadi. Some stress out a lot about what they'll wear to the morning pooja, to evening cocktail, tomorrow, day after, ad nauseum. Some suffer from obsessive planning disorder. You will spot these people in some corner of the house mired in planning some importantly small details of the shaadi.

Then there are others who suddenly acquire excessive flatulence in shaadis more then a couple days long. These are common varieties of chachas, mamis, mausas, bade papas who've done excellently in life, but with their newly acquired infirmity, they're made to look like small criminals.

I say never be caught in confined spaces with the sufferers for long. It's not good for the other guy.